Hey! So you want to hear about how I enjoy the outdoors? Well, lets get one thing straight. No one enjoys the outdoors when its raining (except for those ducks), so make sure you pick a nice and sunny day.
Carefully look around and make sure there aren't any other dogs around trying to enjoy your outdoors. Remember, it might not seem like it, but your outdoor area belongs to YOU. Explain as necessary.
Now, here is the key. Close your eyes and take a nice deep breath. Feel the sun on your hair, the breeze on your face. Let the great outdoors calm your senses and find peace in nature.
Then hightail it back to the shade! Its hot out there! So much for the outdoors, I'm going to get me back into some air conditioning.
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